A conversation I had at work the other day.
Setting: The baby Galapagos Tortoise Yard
Me: So today Chelsea and I were walking back to Schoolhouse for lunch and we saw two peacocks doing the whole mating ritual.
Jessica: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah the male peacock put up all his feathers for the peahen and did the whole courtship dance. Then he jumped on here and had peacock sex. They did the cloaca kiss thing. He was literally standing on her, it was so odd. Chelsea and I were just standing there in awe and some of the visitors were freaking out.
Jessica: Hahahah that's nuts!
Me: I know, I had never seen them do the cloaca kiss before.
Jessica: Yeah, I've only seen them show off their feathers for the peahens.
Me: Yeahhh.
[Pause]
Jessica: You just saw peacock sex. I feel like you should blog about that.
I have a cool job.